Thursday, September 30, 2004

feelin' groovy

Apparently, I'm the only one. Everyone else is freaking out about midterms (and other things).

I figure I'm smart enough, I'm good enough, and doggone it, people like me.

Ergo, no worries, mon.

I'm about halfway through "You Gotta See This" from IWA:MS. Certain things strike me as cool/odd.

  • Trik Davis looks exactly like Vince Milucci

  • Spyder Nate Webb is quite possibly the greatest color man ever

  • Webb/Petey is a great match, F tha haterz.

  • Arik Cannon can GO on the mat, even without Chad Collyer

  • Eddie Kingston makes a good heel in the ring, but he sucks as a commentator

  • The Hangman's Clutch is definitely hurt-y

Enough blog. Go back to your conformity factories.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

extra long extended first period post

Yeah, it's like that.

Here's another.

And one more for the road.

There, your pic fix has been satiated. Thank me in poetry or prose, your choice.

Nothing much to post, as always. Is it really my fault that my life is so boring? (Rhetorical. I know the answer.)

Here's to doing a lot of nothing today.

SAS, reveal your name to the world. Or at least me. It'll drive JS crazy if I know and he doesn't. Unless he's figured it out by now, in which case I owe him a dollar.

By chance are you the same poster as the initial "anonymous"? Also, update your blog-thingy. One post is looking pretty shabby compared to the rest of us, what with our robust blogs and such.

I need to get at least 1000 hits by the end of the month.

Tell your friends, your enemies, your estranged relatives. The 1000th hit gets a prize. Possibly a sexy prize.

Enough blog. Go back to your mid-day drudgery, you productive memebers of society, you.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

no work and all play makes jack something

Dull boy? Nah, couldn't be.

Almost 1000 hits in a month. Creepy. I'm gonna have stalkers camped outside my house before I know it.

No real reason to post, just didn't want to go three days without posting again.

JS, you'll get your tapes as soon as I get to it. Not a minute before.

Head, do something with that webspace. Maybe do a redirect to me.

Rhino, update. It's been four days.

Trey, keep it real. Or fake. One or the other.

I signed up for heartpunch, Raven Mack's new project. Go me. Any important stuff will be linked here. Sign up, as it will not dissappoint.

WebPageDesign is getting boring. I can only do nothing for so long before I start losing interest.

This just in, I still hate Digital Media. Nathan does NOT need to show up ever agian, as then I can get out of doing whatever it is Buoy wants me to do with the studio.

I really have no interest in hooking up mixers for people who can't figure it out. Trust me, it's not that hard. We even taught Trey how to do most of it, and he's borderline retarded.

No pic today. Get over it. Maybe I'll do a massive pic post at the end of the week to make up for it.

Enough blog. Must go back to sleep.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

soylent green is people!

I'm hallucinating now. I slept for fifteen straight hours (6:00 PM to 9:00 AM), plus I'm on cough syrup (actually CVS Cough Mixture ®)and Tylenol PM and Tylenol Cold and Sinus. If only I had some of those magical Loritabs like when I had my wisdom teeth taken out, I could be flying now.

Alas, I'm only on a massive downer trip.

I feel like dogcrap that's been scraped off a shoe, eaten by another dog, crapped out, and then scraped off another shoe. That's two dogs and two turds, for those keeping track at home.

JS, you will probably not be getting tapes Monday. However, I am expecting my CD's, whether or not you have to steal CD-Rs.

Somebody get me more tapeas of that sweet sweet wrestling goodness. I will reciprocate.

Also, somebody send me some porn.

Not gay porn.

Real porn.

With the are-they-lesbians-or-are-they-just-confused and the licking and the hey-pizza-guy-I-don't-have-any-money-but-we-can-work-something-out and the dildos and the ing-hey. Professor Frink signing off.

Enough blog. Must stare at the ceiling and hallucinate some more. Is it me or are my rants more entertaining while BUI (blogging under the influence)?

Friday, September 24, 2004

deaf-mutes of the world unite!

I can't talk today. My voice is shot completely to Hell. I was fine yesterday morining, but as the day went on, I developed a very sore throat, and it was only worse this morning. I took some drugs when I woke up (I would have preferred to stay in bed, but alas the rents used the veto power), and drank some tea, so it's a little better, but I don't want to speak if I don't have to. What's worse is I have a presentation to give in Lit today. Go me.

No picture today, so screw all of you that come just for that.

Enough blog. Feel so tired I might fall asleep in class.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

in the still of the morning

It's 9:17 AM and I'm feeling groovy. No work done today, at least so far.

Before I forget, here is the picture of the day. Weirdness abounds.

I'm about halfway through Halloween Havoc 1995 (thanks to Video Warehouse), and it's been pretty okay. Arn Anderson and Brian Pillman are the great lost tag team of the mid-90's, as they were so intrinsically southern in their psycholgy, I had a hankering for some pork rinds and a Moon Pie, washed down with an RC Cola.

Evry other match is fairly inoffensive, so go team. Hoever, Mero/Page going 20 minutes is proof that Pillman was the worker in the Fall Brawl match. I realize Page can carry if he's motivated (see Goldberg v. Page), but he obviously wasn't all that excited by the prospect of dropping the belt to Johnny B. Can't really blame him.

The band you need to listen to is the Mighty Imperials, 16 yearold white kids who play the best funk you've never heard. Go to their labels' website and see how white these kids are. Buy their album, and trust me you'll want to after listening to the MP3's of "Duck Hunt" and "Thunder Chicken" from ScissorKick. Don't wait! They'll only be up for another day or two!

Enough blog. Must study for Calculus test (ha!).

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

weird picture time

Here you go, JS. I found you a girl. She's 6'3", 425 pounds, and full of loving for a boy like you. Here's the pic: Amazon Princess

That's enough for now. Get back to work, miscreants.

Monday, September 20, 2004

party time, excellent

I am feeling the love today, for whate'er reason, so bear with me.

The DVDVR sleaze thread may be the best thing in the history of things. YOU! GO THERE NOW!

Didn't do much of anything today, may be the reason for the love. To quote Brother Love,


Scary, ain't it? has been kind of slow, as have all my ususual haunts. Apparently, people have better things to do tha sit on a computer and complain about wrestling. Bastards.

Places on the internet to go to when you are bored:

Don't tell anybody, but when I have to pull information out of the nether regions of my (sexy, sexy) body, FactIndex is usually the source.

Enough blog. Go forth and multiply, my dark army of the night!

(That means you, JS.)

Sunday, September 19, 2004

you... doin' that thing you do...

This is why I love Japanese wrestling: midgets in costumes. God Bless Nippon.

Received a bunch of tapes from the great state of Missouri. Sending some back. See how simple it is? Email me if you want to trade, I'll send you my list.


I heart IWA:MS. It's good wrestling, plus everybody looks like they're having a hell of a time. Hope you like it, JS.

Albums you should own:

  • Teenage Kicks

  • The Blue Album

  • Pet Sounds

  • Welcome Interstate Managers

  • Stunt

  • Maroon

  • Paul's Boutique

  • Apostrophe

Another short post. I guess I don't have the energy. Damn you, public school.

Friday, September 17, 2004

what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?

Also, my aim is true.

Here is your pic of the day. It's not too weird, so I threw an extra bonus pic of the day in, for fun, here. Go me.

Bands you need to listen to:

  • The Hollies

  • Buddy Holly and the Crickets

  • Elvis Costello and the Attractions

  • The Cars

  • Bill Monroe

  • The Undertones

That is all. Short post. Don't like it? Tell me. Maybe I'll try to do better.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

apparently I attract freaks

Another random comment. I'm not popular enough to have a stalker, so what gives?

Here is the image of the day. It's fairly big, but it's fairly creepy, so it works out.

Ryan needs to update. I bestow upon thee the link, but you drop the ball. Loser.

Need to do a collage for HW, but I don't really want to. So I'm half-assing it. Google image search is the friend you need to pretend to do work. Although you're only fooling yourself. Stupid afterschool specials, get out of my head.

Anybody want to do my HW for me? There's a shiny nickel in it for you.

Bored, bored, bored. Need excitement. How about a day off from the sheep factory? Maybe this week. Thanks, Unky Ivan.

WARNING: Wrestling Comments Below. You Have Been Warned!

Why, oh why did they have to get rid of the Redneck Messiah? He was arguably the best matworker in the fed, and he was good on the mic (to me at least). See you in ninety-one days in Orlando.

Gangrel? Sure. He can still go a little bit, plus he's more charisma than anything, and if the Boogie Woogie Man has taught me nothing else, it's that charisma based wrestlers never need to retire. They just get better.

Viscera? King Mabel? Man on a Mission? What are they gonna do with him, put him in a rib-eating contest with Mark Henry and the Big Show? I have lost all faith in WWE.

Finished watching Fall Brawl '95. Cool, except for every match but Pillman/Badd and AA/Flair. I understand how everyone was dissappouinted with AA/Flair, becuase it could have been a lot better. Still good, though. It was weird to see Flair not in the carry position.


Enough blog. Must fake doing HW.

i'm putting the odds at 15 to 1

On JS getting the sweet, sweet poonanny he desperately needs. The over/under is 23 (how old JS will be when he gets a steady relationship, i.e. steady poonanny). The line is not looking good. Place your bets at your friendly neighborhood blog. Cash only, no credit.

Visit Rhino's site. Or else.

Email me to comment, gripe, whatever. If you have a site you think needs linking on the main page, let me know. No fat chicks.

Weird. Almost 400 hits in only two weeks. Proof that the world is coming to an end.

Pic of the day. I think it's name is Zyra.

Enough blog. Must listen to launch. Look my station up: randomtechstudent

Monday, September 13, 2004

wherefore art thou, head?

Where you at? It's 1st period on Monday, and you ain't here. What gives?

I was thinking about having an image of the day... week... month on here. Email me random pictures and the best one gets a place of honor on the sidebar.

Falcons almost gave it up. They won, but they get no love from the media. I guess Vick-as-Messiah is over for now.

Don't you hate traders with sketchy references who get up in arms about people noticing the sketchiness of their record? Me too. Bullet = Dodged.

Here's to you, Mrs. Rosencrantz, Moses loves you more than you...

Where have you gone, roided Barry Bonds...

Uploaded a bunch of CDs to my hard drive last night. Still have about 100 left to go.

I really want a Copymaster.


I'll give you a soul for it.

Not my soul. Someone else's. Maybe JS.

Enough blog. Must concentrate on work. (HA!)

Sunday, September 12, 2004

like the banner?

I spent fifteen minutes trying to get the banner to work. It's good, but it probably could be better. Let me know if you like it or not.

One trade is coming in next week, maybe another later. I don't know if I want to get mixed up with this second guy. I can probably live without whatever he's got.

Somebody get me a Sima Copymaster. I'll pay you in gold, frankencense, tapes, and undying affection.

Watched SS:16 some more. Good stuff. Prazak's a good commentator, doesn't insult your intelligence. I like that.

Rented some movies. Watched Hellboy yesterday. Good comic book movie, which is what I was after.

Also rented Fall Brawl 1995. R.I.P. Pillman. How you could ever drag a match that good out of a wrestler who's usually that bad, I'll never know. Easy four snowflakes.

Good game for TB/WSH. Hard hitting, wasn't it?

Enough blog. Must play RCT2.

Friday, September 10, 2004

photoshop memories, powerpoint dreams

I am sitting in the stupidest class known to man, Digital Media Technology. Welcome to Hell, boys and girls, hope you brought some ice.

I have a project to do over the weekend, a PPT presentation due by Monday. I guess I'll work on it Saturday, and get that out of the way. I'd rather be watching tapes, but that's probably not going to happen.

Haven't got past the 1st match in the 2001 SS tourney, and hopefully I'll be able to wacth at least the first round either tonight or tomorrow, Lit teacher willing. My god, I am so behind in tapes, its not funny. I've still got more than twenty that I watched five miuntes on to check and make sure they were correct, and haven't watched any more.

Somebody recommend a deathmatch tape for my friend JS. I'm looking for more explosions than blood, but it's all good. I'd rather use stuff I've already got. Most of the traders out there have access to my list, so somebody recommend some stuff. If no one has any ideas, I'll just make a copy of the injury compilation.

I'd love to do a nice big trade for some tapes, but no one wants anything I've got; either everyone's already got a copy, or someone else has a better VQ copy they're willing to get rid of for cheap.

I guess I'll end up participating in a bulk buy one day soon, but not running it. I'd go completely insane, trying to keep orders straight. plus, I've only got two VCRs, and it would take months to make all the copies.

Enough blog. Time to go build myself a hermetically sealed bubble.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

adventures in orthodontics

Getting an idea from my cyborg buddy WillBot, I have decided to insert random words into my posts from now on in an attempt to get more hits. So, Dr. Phil Atkins Diet Paris Hilton Nicole Richie Toshiaki Kawada Dungeons and Dragons Rollercoaster Tycoon WCW NWO WWF WWE ECW NWA MidSouth IWA NJPW AJPW Toryumon Dragon's Gate FMW Porn Porn Porn.

In other news, went to the orthodontist today. No more visits for six months. Yay.

Somebody get me a Sima Copymaster. I'll give some tapes for one. Plus undying affection.

Hemingway sucks. There, I said it. Everybody's on his jock becasue he represents the "archetypical male". Screw that. There's a reason people hate that kind of guy, mainly because he's an uncaring, insensitive, humorless dick. Give me someone with less testosterone and more of a sense of humor.

No HW! Go me. More time to goof off on the internet and watch tapes.

Everyone that reads this post, send me an email so I know my audience. I can better target my missives if I know who I'm writing for.

Also, send me porn.

Literature. I mean Literature.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

received tapes, how about more?

People, send me tapes. I just got the IWA:MS Sweet Science tape from a couple years back. I'm behind, and I need to catch up, but I can't afford $20+ for one event. I'd love to be able to afford masters, but I'm lucky to get 2nd gens. However, I can always afford a few blanks and postage. So, if you're a trader, hit me up for my list. We can work something out.

Got done with Lit HW. Easier than I thought it would be.

Joey, stay creepy. Listen to better music, though.

Head, you're not that cute. However you are sexy in that shy sort of way. Kidding, I'm kidding. I kid because I care.

Rhino, give me your address again and you'll get a nice shiny link on my page. Weird that you'd choose "viper" over the obvious animal reference.

Hey, how about those *insert sports team here*? Ain't they great?

Enough blog. Maybe I'll redo some of the template, maybe add a banner or two. Or not. I know that I should probably add more links in my posts, but I'm lazy, so lazy that I'll just reference something without going to the trouble of putting in a link.

build the ark

So, we had to show up today, despite the fact that half the kids here have no power, and the rest had to wade through foot-high water to get here. Go public school.

I would much rather be at home (duh), but I guess its not that bad, except I know going in today that I've got HW in Lit. Remember the good old days when the teachers truster you to read the book, and just expected a four or five page report at the end? Yeah, me neither.

They're just in it for the paycheck, the pittance it is. I can't really blame them, but I'm going to anyway.

Played RCT2 yesterday. Nothing ground-breaking, but I guess the game's good. The scenario editor kind of sucks, because you go in thinking you can do just about anything with it, but then you realize how crippled they made it. Sucks.

Thunder isn't that bad, but it is pretty bad. At least it has a good roster on there. Too bad it is the worst kind of button-masher.

Haven't gotten around to playing Madden 99, but I have no worries since it is Madden.

JS, I'll tell you who I think the PhantomPoster is later.

Head, stop being cute and post something meaningful.

Everybody else, dance the funky chicken. It'll do you some good.

Monday, September 06, 2004


If you're going to post, have the ovaries to tell me who you are. I have a pretty good idea of the possible suspects, plus I could just do an IPscan, but I'm lazy. Teach me to leave anonymous posting on. Goodbye to that.

JS, I'm lazy. Look at the source for my page, and you'll figure it out. I think. If not, I'll do it tomorrow if you can run by Perry's room and he has his computer working.

Hey Head, I got a copy of Blender3D (after downlaoding twice. *anger at corrupt downloads/dial-up internet*), but have no unearthly idea how to use it. Hook me up.

Bought three games today, Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 for PC, WCW Thunder for PSOne, and Madden '99 for PSOne. All three were cheap, plus I had a little money to burn.

If any traders read this, and I doubt it, send me some tapes. I'll respond in kind. I don't really care.

I'd really like a copy of Raven Mack's Real Wrestling comps, but I don't know who would have them.

Who wants "literature"? Email me and I'll hook you up. I found some great, free sites.

That's enough. Sleep now (yes, its 3:00 p.m., but dammit I'm a growing boy who needs his rest).

Sunday, September 05, 2004

I've got that joy joy joy joy down in my heart

Not really.

I broke the streak of blogging every day. Go me.

Stupid AP Lit f*cked me over, I have several pages worth of grade-A bullplop to write today, and very little energy to do it.

JS, let me use yours and I'll be your best friend. Wait, I already am, pretty much.

WB, I would ask if I could use yours, but I'd like to be able to read it. Plus, your style is so distinctive :rolleyes:.

Anybody else, go f*ck yourselves. Or me, if you happen to live in the area and have a vagina.

(No fat/ugly/retarded chicks. I have standards. They're just very low.)

Friday, September 03, 2004

YO JOE! Knowing is half the battle. Knowing that wrestling is staged, that is.

Watched some of ROH:RoundRobinChallenge. I know this will probably get me kicked out of the internet wrestling community, but AmDrag/CDaniels just isn't doing anything for me. Sure, it's good matwork, but where's the drama? Give me Bobby Eaton any day over this.

He had that southern mentality where he didn't have to do a whole lot in his match as far as spots go, but every little thing he did made perfect sense in the context of the match. I still mark out for his match over the TV title with Arn Anderson at the first Superbrawl. That final legdrop, with the selling of the damage all the way through the climb to the turnbuckle, because he knew it was the only thing he had that could beat Arn, that's my wrestling. I could watch that match over and over every day until the day I die and still be able to appreciate the beauty of the psychology.

Enough ranting. Now I'll go surf the internet again. Porn Rules! (unless an authority figure happens to read this. Then, Literature Rules!)

substitute lies for fact

See right through my plastic mac.

Substitute teachers are God's gift to the world. I have a sub first thing this morning. This, as you know, means I and every other person in there does absolutely no work. Yay.

Watched maybe twenty minutes of SD! last night. Get better or I quit watching, Vince. (Go me! Threatening a billionaire!)

Can't wait for the fball game tommorrow. UGA vs. GSU! Opening day! Actually, I can wait. Nevermind.

Even more can't wait for the miracle of the three-day weekend. No work = happy me.

Launch is screwy today. Apparently, even if you have thousands of ratings, you still have to listen to the crap they shovel at you. Who the f*ck is State Shirt anyway?

If I wanted to listen to crap, I'd listen to Clear Channel's statons in my area. There's like fifteen of them within listening distance of me. All suck pretty hard.

Enough blog. Must goof off on internet.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

cafeterias suck

I just ate a pretty bad meal. Burritos (and I use that term loosely), Lays potato chips, and 100% Vitamin D milk. The burritos were these ugly yellow things with a spicy filling that may or may not have been beef. Chips are pretty hard to screw up, but the milk more than made up for it. You can tell that the school buys from the lowest bidder.

I'm sitting here in a technology class, making an I.D. badge. Yeah, I know, it is very easy, but that doesn't make it any more fun. I guess that's what I get for growing up in the age of MTV. I expect to be entertained at all times.

I'm gonna try and stay awake through SD! tonight, but my chances are pretty slim. I don't have any homework yet, but I've still got to go through AP Lit . I'll probably get away scot free tonight.

Oh yeah, I just added some links and a counter. See how few people really give half a crap about me! Visit the links, they're pretty good. I personally like Head's blog best, but then again, I'm sitting next to him right now and he's making me type this.

Your Primer on Me

So, yeah. Here's a brief primer on me.

I'm currently listening to "Pinball Wizard" at work on Launch becuase I have nothing better to do except work, and work sucks.
At home, I'm currently watching the C.W. Anderson shoot from Highspots. Also on the tape was the RF shoot of Robbie Feinstein. Fast-forward is a wonderful thing.
I'm reading Robinson Crusoe (not by choice).
The last movie I saw all the way through was Kill Bill vol.2. Not as good as the first, but hey, it was playing at the dollar theatre and it was hot outside.

Favorite wrestler: Dean Malenko
Favorite match: Malenko/Guerrero farewell match (uncut)
Favorite fed: late 1990's WCW or late 1980's NWA, depending on the day.
Favorite food: whatever's around
Favorite video game: EWR
Favorite wrestling event: who needs whole events when there are comps to be had?
Favorite shoot interview: Raven shoots 1+2

So there. Discuss, detract, whatever.

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

First Post

~W00T~! I done got me one of them there blogs that everybody keeps talking about. So, um, yeah. If you actually care, email me at

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