adventures in orthodontics

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In other news, went to the orthodontist today. No more visits for six months. Yay.

Somebody get me a Sima Copymaster. I'll give some tapes for one. Plus undying affection.

Hemingway sucks. There, I said it. Everybody's on his jock becasue he represents the "archetypical male". Screw that. There's a reason people hate that kind of guy, mainly because he's an uncaring, insensitive, humorless dick. Give me someone with less testosterone and more of a sense of humor.

No HW! Go me. More time to goof off on the internet and watch tapes.

Everyone that reads this post, send me an email so I know my audience. I can better target my missives if I know who I'm writing for.

Also, send me porn.

Literature. I mean Literature.