Saturday, September 25, 2004

soylent green is people!

I'm hallucinating now. I slept for fifteen straight hours (6:00 PM to 9:00 AM), plus I'm on cough syrup (actually CVS Cough Mixture ®)and Tylenol PM and Tylenol Cold and Sinus. If only I had some of those magical Loritabs like when I had my wisdom teeth taken out, I could be flying now.

Alas, I'm only on a massive downer trip.

I feel like dogcrap that's been scraped off a shoe, eaten by another dog, crapped out, and then scraped off another shoe. That's two dogs and two turds, for those keeping track at home.

JS, you will probably not be getting tapes Monday. However, I am expecting my CD's, whether or not you have to steal CD-Rs.

Somebody get me more tapeas of that sweet sweet wrestling goodness. I will reciprocate.

Also, somebody send me some porn.

Not gay porn.

Real porn.

With the are-they-lesbians-or-are-they-just-confused and the licking and the hey-pizza-guy-I-don't-have-any-money-but-we-can-work-something-out and the dildos and the ing-hey. Professor Frink signing off.

Enough blog. Must stare at the ceiling and hallucinate some more. Is it me or are my rants more entertaining while BUI (blogging under the influence)?

1 Comments:

Blogger Joey said...

BUI is more entertaining!! Yay! And I don't have the cd's. And I forgot my chocolate today at my house. :(

11:29 AM

 

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