What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Where would you like to live?
Edinburgh, or a tiny little island in the South Pacific
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Companionship, a full stomach, and high speed DSL.
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Selfishness, greed, and being anti-social
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Yossarian, Billy Pilgrim, and Dream
Who are your favorite characters in history?
Martin Luther, Aristotle, and St. Maximilian Kolbe
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Jeanne d'Arc, Marie Curie, Sandra Day O'Connor
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Alyssa Jones, Scarlett (G.I. Joe), Jean Grey
Your favorite painter?
Your favorite musician?
Totally unfair question
The quality you most admire in a man?
The quality you most admire in a woman?
Your favorite virtue?
Your favorite occupation?
Who would you have liked to be?
Your most marked characteristic?
Intelligence, humor, sarcasm
What do you most value in your friends?
Honesty, self-awareness, fat wallets
What is your principle defect?
What is your dream of happiness?
No bills, no responsibilities, no pressure
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Dying too soon
What would you like to be?
In what country would you like to live?
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite flower?
What is your favorite bird?
Who are your favorite prose writers?
Vonnegut, Heller, Miller (Arthur and Frank), Salinger
Who are your favorite poets?
Frost, Blake, Shakespeare, Bukowski, Chaucer, Shakur
Who are your heroes in real life?
Police officers, firefighters, ER doctors
What are your favorite names?
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
What is it you most dislike?
Bears. Specifically, the North American Grizzly.
What historical figures do you most despise?
Hitler, Idi Amin, Pol Pot
What event in military history do you most admire?
The Battle of Thermopylae
What reform do you most admire?
The Protestant Reformation
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
How would you like to die?
Peacefully, in my sleep
What is your present state of mind?
What is your motto?
"I have said to you to speak the truth is a painful thing. To be forced to tell lies is much worse."