today

Today, I am no longer a whiny teenager.

Today, I am a whiny twenty-something.

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You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian.

Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.


Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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proust questionnaire

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Boredom

Where would you like to live?
Edinburgh, or a tiny little island in the South Pacific

What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Companionship, a full stomach, and high speed DSL.

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Selfishness, greed, and being anti-social

Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Yossarian, Billy Pilgrim, and Dream

Who are your favorite characters in history?
Martin Luther, Aristotle, and St. Maximilian Kolbe

Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Jeanne d'Arc, Marie Curie, Sandra Day O'Connor

Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Alyssa Jones, Scarlett (G.I. Joe), Jean Grey

Your favorite painter?
Degas

Your favorite musician?
Totally unfair question

The quality you most admire in a man?
Honesty

The quality you most admire in a woman?
Again, honesty

Your favorite virtue?
Patience

Your favorite occupation?
Teacher

Who would you have liked to be?
Newton

Your most marked characteristic?
Intelligence, humor, sarcasm

What do you most value in your friends?
Honesty, self-awareness, fat wallets

What is your principle defect?
Selfishness

What is your dream of happiness?
No bills, no responsibilities, no pressure

What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Dying too soon

What would you like to be?
Teacher

In what country would you like to live?
Scotland

What is your favorite color?
Silver

What is your favorite flower?
Cherry-blossom

What is your favorite bird?
Parakeet

Who are your favorite prose writers?
Vonnegut, Heller, Miller (Arthur and Frank), Salinger

Who are your favorite poets?
Frost, Blake, Shakespeare, Bukowski, Chaucer, Shakur

Who are your heroes in real life?
Police officers, firefighters, ER doctors

What are your favorite names?
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

What is it you most dislike?
Bears. Specifically, the North American Grizzly.

What historical figures do you most despise?
Hitler, Idi Amin, Pol Pot

What event in military history do you most admire?
The Battle of Thermopylae

What reform do you most admire?
The Protestant Reformation

What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Telekinesis

How would you like to die?
Peacefully, in my sleep

What is your present state of mind?
Boredom

What is your motto?
"I have said to you to speak the truth is a painful thing. To be forced to tell lies is much worse."

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My score on The who the hell am I, really? Test:

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The Mother
(70% ability, 84% stability, 42% determination)

You're a protector, a provider, a nurturer. You'd be a good mother or father. You're intelligent, and have a well rounded and insightful outlook on life and yourself. You lack ambition, but that's a good thing in your case. It allows you the freedom to care for and teach the generations to come. Ideal professions for you would be a nurse, a social worker, a volunteer, or a teacher, if you're not already.

The 18 personality types are: The Slave, The Rat, The Evil Rat, The Faceless Crowd, The Knight, The Warrior, The Snob, The Drifter, The Child, The Mother, The Worker, The Intellectual, The Human Waste, The Trouble Maker, The Devil, The Advisor, The King and The Chosen One.

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My score on The Do *YOU* Remember The 90's Test:

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Child Of The 90's
(You scored 90 %)

I'll bet you have a pair of Doc Martens and a hypercolour t-shirt or (god forbid) a pair of Hammer pants wedged in the back of your wardrobe. You probably also watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid and can remember a time when all Jim Carrey was famous for was Ace Ventura (wow, that was a long time back...). You live and breathe the 90's and have risen above the dagginess to proudly proclaim to all who will listen that, Yes! I Am A Child Of The 90's!

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My score on The What's Your Signature Weapon Test:

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Halberd
(You preferred a weapon with 41% power over speed and 47% range over melee.)

You use a Halberd. Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.

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My score on The Personality Defect Test:

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Robot
(You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.)

"You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.


To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!"

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My score on The What is your REAL age Test:

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You are 37 years old!!

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