when you sleep

I can't sleep, even though I really, really, really want to. So, here you go. Informative post ahead, blackmail bounty abounds.

FIRSTS

First best friend: Joey Morgan in kindergarten
First Car: black 1988 Dodge Ram 50
First kiss: That really is a funny story. Remind me and I'll tell you some time.
First piercing/tattoo: none
First big trip: to Chattanooga (I don't get out much)
First flight: none
First time skiing/Snowboarding: none
First concert: SPLIT 50!
First Alcoholic Drink: none
First ticket violation: none
First job: clearing out old blueprints at dad's old job
First date: funny story...

LASTS

Last car ride: From Watkinsville to home
Last kiss: *ahem* *clears throat* No Comment
Last time you cried: can't remember
Last movie watched: sadly, "Busty Cops"
Last food you ate: Alka-Seltzer. Alternately, grilled cheese sandwich
Last love: Are we talking reciprocated? Because that narrows my choices severely
Last temptation: perpetrating internet vandalism (no, I didn't give in)
Last item bought: gas
Last annoyance: spelling errors and misprints in my Psych book
Last time wanting to die: when I ate those shiitake mushrooms in February. Not fun.
Last alcoholic drink: none
Last concert: can't remember
Last phone call: called home when I came home from GC
Last time at the mall: Two months ago maybe; probably longer
Last friend you added on MYSPACE: The Hurricane Shane Helms

CURRENT:

Current Best Friend: Joey Segars, King of All Media
Current Car: champagne 1995 Thunderbird
Current love: Pepto-Bismol
Current drink: cheap bottled water
Current activity: trying to sleep
Current annoyance: cuticle on my left thumb
Current mood: headachey. Is that a mood?

10 YEARS AGO I…
1. I was 8 years old
2. I was in 3rd grade at Statham Elementary
3. I was fairly well-liked
4. Was pretty sure girls were icky.
5. Had a non-crushed spirit

TWO YEARS AGO I…
1. Was a junior at WBHS
2. Successfully alienated most people through sheer persistence of will
3. Did my wrestling paper in E. Perry's Lit class
4. recorded about thirty songs in Card's studio
5. hated life to a mild degree

ONE YEAR AGO I…
1. Was a senior at WBHS
2. got my STAR student confirmation
3. fell HARD for a girl, then had one of my friends scoop her up instead, knowing full well I had a thing for her (not bitter, not bitter, not bitter...)
4. had no idea what to major in
5. knew to avoid UGA like the plague

YESTERDAY I…
1. Did algebra homework
2. watched the Nascar race
3. slept till 9:30
4. sprayed my room for ants
5. didn't get to sleep until 1:30 (stupid insomnia)

TODAY I…
1. Woke up (hey, it's still an accomplishment)
2. Flunked a Psych quiz
3. got home and slept for two hours
4. took an aspirin, an alka-seltzer, and ate chicken noodle soup
5. saw Russell and Marshall at GC

TOMORROW I WILL…
1. hopefully wake up (hey, start small)
2. hopefully feel better
3. do Algebra homework
4. watch Ultimate Fighter on TiVo
5. Clear out TiVo by watching four hours of lucha

FIVE ITEMS I HAVE BRAND LOYALTY TO...
1. Sony VHS tapes
2. Walmart-Brand claritin
3. Monterrey microwave burritos
4. Raid bug spray
5. Ernie Ball Pink guitar strings

5 SNACKS I ENJOY
1. Doritos
2. Little Debbie fudge brownies
3. granola bars
4. rocky road ice cream
5. twinkies

FIVE THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
1. Extended family
2. internet connection
3. computer
4. food
5. oxygen

I WOULD BUY WITH $2,000
1. laptop
2. used Honda
3. full mask, cape, and tights from Deportes Martinez
4. a cat
5. 1000 bottles of Boone's Farm

FIVE BAD HABITS I HAVE
1. Criticism
2. Perfectionism
3. laziness
4. daydreaming
5. not paying attention

FIVE THINGS I WOULD NEVER WEAR
1. cowboy boots
2. high heels
3. pink shirt
4. Lacoste Polo shirt
5. Thong

FIVE SHOWS I LIKE
1. CMLL Lucha Libre
2. Lucha de Vuelta
3. Ultimate Fighter
4. Good Eats
5. Mythbusters

FIVE PLACES I'VE LIVED
1. Statham, GA
2. n/a
3. n/a
4. n/a
5. n/a

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Stephen
2. Big Guy
3. SF

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Svelte, sexy physique
2. Bullshit detector
3. Sense of humor

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Inability to grow a full beard
2. carpal tunnel
3. eyesight

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Anglo
2. German
3. Cherokee

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Bears
2. Really, bears
3. Specifically, the North American Grizzly

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. internet
2. oxygen
3. water

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. ratty gym shorts
2. Clerks shirt
3. glasses

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Pixies
2. The Cars
3. Fountains of Wayne

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Dolly Parton - Jolene
2. Gram Parsons - Wild Horses
3. Elvis Costello - Alison

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Autoharp
2. passing colege classes
3. I hear that whole "sex" thing is pretty great...

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Intelligence
2. Humor
3. Wait, scratch those other two. Breast size