barely breathing

Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing (pops)

I took a Jungian personality archetype test. Turns out I'm an INTJ, which seems to translate directly into "sarcastic asshole who is too smart for his own good."

Like I need a test to find that out.

My type is named either "The Mastermind" or "The Scientist". We usually become either engineers, scientists or professors. Also: computer specialists, lawyers, and military leaders.

Well, I can safely say I considered half of those options seriously: computers, law, and teaching, which is the one I seem to have settled on.

I took a long look at all three of those and said to myself, "Self, which career will allow me to work only 9 to 10 months of the year, with frequent breaks in between for Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, and something called 'Autumn Holiday'?" I'll give you a hint, it wasn't law or computers.

Eh, I'll probably end up an assembly-line worker at a plastics plant. Or maybe an alcoholic romance novelist.

So anyways, I ask you, the reader: What type are you?

To find out, go to this site (pops), and take the quick 72 question test.

I could probably predict what each of my regular readers will get, but the fun is in finding out for real.

If you go to a real school (like Berry College), you might take this test when you enroll, so they can better plan out your schedule and gauge your temperament. Except your test will be much longer and far more accurate.

Go, have fun, see if we're compatible. Probably not.