fire in cairo

(Dollar to the person who gets the title without Google.)

Rather than be depressed about recent events, here you go: mindless filler.

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1. What is your name?
SF

2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
white

3. What are you listening to right now?
The Cure - Boys Don't Cry

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
57

5. What was the last thing you ate?
Mentos

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
cornflower

7. How is the weather right now?
muggy as a mofo

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Godmother

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
a) tits, no wait, eyes
b) hands

10. Favorite Food?
Fettucine Alfredo

11. Favorite Drink?
Cherry Coke

12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
Shirley Temple

13. Favorite place to shop:
Wuxtry

14. Hair color:
Blonde

15. Eye Color:
steel blue

16. Do you wear contacts?
No

17. Top or Bottom?
Hehehe... Depends... What ever she's into :)

18. Favorite Month?
October

19. Favorite Fast Food?
Burger

20. Last Movie you Watched?
can't remember

21. Favorite Day of the Year?
January 11

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Shy is not the word. Perhaps "scared shitless" is more apropos

23. Summer or Winter?
Fall

24. Hugs or Kisses?
Any affection is alright by me

25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate

26. Do you want your friends to respond back?
Meh

27. Who is most likely to respond?
Twiggs

28. Who is least likely to respond?
Josef Ratzenberger

29. What books are you reading?
Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Miracleman, Maus (comics count, right?)

30. Favorite TV Shows?
Looney Tunes, ESPNews, Lucha de Vuelte

31. What's on your mouse pad?
Food stains

32. Favorite board game?
Stratego

33. What did you do last night?
Shot a man just to watch him die

34. Who is your favorite author?
Heller or Vonnegut

35. Who inspires you?
My spiritual advisor the right honorable Yogi Harvey Steinmetz

36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Buttered

37. Dogs or cats?
Depends what breed. Bulldogs, pugs, and boston terriers, and almost any cat

38. Favorite Flower(s)
What kind of bullshit question is this?

39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
"Fuck. It happened again. Only sixteen more hours of this shit"

40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
In a manner of speaking, yes.

41. What's on your desk?
CDs, mentos, books, alarm clock, phone, lamp, monitor

42. Rock Concert or symphony?
Either

43. Play or Opera?
Play

44. Have you ever fired a gun?
Oh yes. Looking to buy another, too.

45. Do you like to travel by plane?
Never have

46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right

47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Doesn't matter

48. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four or five in strategic positions creating a fortified bunker around my body as I sleep

49. City and State you were born in?
Athens, Georgia

50. Ever hitchhiked?
No

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These require so little effort. Wonderful.

Brief synopsis of my day: got up, did invitations for graduation, went outlet shopping, ate barbecue, did meaningless blog filler, typing this.

Did everyone learn their alcoholic limits? I haven't gotten any phone calls originating from the county jail, so I assume I don't have to go bail anyone out.

I'll be offering absolution by phone if necessary, all this weekend. It's a special we're having: First penance half off.