Saturday, February 18, 2006

21 questions

50 Cent - 21 Questions (pops)

(ultra mega mass special toukon retsouden super double daily weekend post!)

THE BASICS...

NAME: Stephen Doyle Foster, Junior

GENDER: Male

BIRTHDATE: January 11, 1987

EYE COLOR: Blue

HAIR COLOR: Blonde leading towards brown, with the occasional rust-colored highlight

JOB: You're kidding, right?

SCHOOL: Gainesville State College, home of the Fighting Geese

FAVE CLOTHING STORE: As much as I shop for clothes (i.e., almost never), Wal-Mart

FAVE RESTAURANT: Humble Grounds (R.I.P.)

OBSESSIONS: Wrestling (lucha in particular), comic books, curling (right now)

DEEP THOUGHTS...

DO YOU LIVE IN THE MOMENT?: Never

DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?: Too many to name

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Yes, although I can't think of a single person other than me who likes it

WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?: Bears. Specifically, the North American Grizzly

CAN YOU SING?: Not particularly well

WHAT ARE YOUR #1 PRIORITIES IN LIFE? Getting through school in one piece so I can get a decent job and grind out a life

ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL?: In that I am a blind Columbia-educated lawyer with heightened senses and at the peak of human athletic ability, yes.

WHAT'S YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS? Kryptonite. Or possibly the color yellow. Or the code word "Abraxas".

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY STRONG?: Not a bit.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU REGRET DOING/NOT DOING?: Can anyone honestly answer "no" to this question?

WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON YOU'VE LEARNED?: Strongbad is a bad guy, bad guy.

ARE YOU CONFIDENT?: Outwardly, yes. Inwardly, no.

ARE YOU PERCEIVED WRONGLY?: Absolutely, nearing 100%.

DO YOU...

SMOKE?: No

DO DRUGS?: Only as prescribed by a physician or a bass guitarist.

READ THE NEWSPAPER?: Maybe half of the time.

PRAY?: Not as much as I probably should.

GO TO CHURCH?: I don't really believe in the concept of a "group faith", as I believe faith is a personal, one-on-one relationship that doesn't have to be displayed publicly on a weekly basis to be strong. To me, being "showy" with faith kind of masks the truth, and can act as a crutch for people with faith that may not be strong enough to be stand on its own.

(Sorry about the editorializing and digression. On with the show.)

TALK TO PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH YOU HATE THEM?: All the time.

WOULD YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER...

HURT YOURSELF?: Not on purpose

BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: No

BEEN IN LOVE?: That depends on the definition of the word "is". And I'm being completely serious, not pulling a Clinton-ism out of my hat.

HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY?: I slammed my finger in a car door once. I still have a chip missing out of one of my fingers.

HAD SURGERY?: Yes

RAN AWAY FROM HOME?: No

PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER?: Not often, thank God

SLEPT TOGETHER WITH THE OPPOSITE WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING SEX?: Yes

SLEPT ALL DAY?: Yes (while sleeping off drugs, to boot!)

KISSED THE SAME SEX? Yes, on a dare. (Interracial to boot!)

BEEN BETRAYED?: Yes

MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER? No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS?: With the size and scope of the universe, there almost has to be something out there.

A THING CALLED LOVE?: Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.

MIRACLES?: Yes

GOD?: Yes

SANTA?: No

GHOSTS?: In a manner of speaking, yes.

LUCK?: As an abstract principle of the universe, yes.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: Not so much love as pheromonal interaction in the reptilian sub-brain. So yes.

YIN AND YANG?: In a manner of speaking. More "Ahuramazda and Ahriman" than "Yin and Yang". A "yetzer hara and a yetzer hatov", if you will. Really, more of an aggadic view than anything. (Look it up!)

IS IT POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER?: I'll give it shot, given the opportunity

DO YOU CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE?: It's possible, but in hindsight, anything can look like a mistake. In the moment, no.

WHAT DO YOU FIND ROMANTIC?: Most people would say sense of humor, but I'd have to go with breast size.

TURN-OFF?: Penises. I can deal with pretty much anything else, but if you've got a penis, I'll have to pass.

TURN-ON?: Vaginas.

DO YOU WISH IT WAS MORE ACCEPTABLE FOR A GIRL TO ASK A GUY OUT?: Absolutely, mainly because I'm fairly sure I will never build up enough courage to ask a woman out. Sober, at least. (I'm working on that.) (The courage part, not the sober part.) (I'm not really working on the courage part, but it sounds good.)

WHAT'S THE BEST ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Vaginas and breasts.

WHAT'S THE WORST ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Three little letters. Can you guess what they are?

WHO'S THE LAST PERSON THAT BROKE YOUR HEART?: Let's see. In terms of totally shattering my heart, I'll have to reach back almost a decade and go with Ms. SS. In terms of just dissappointment, I'll have to go with KD, with the alley-oop from CF.

WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY?: Went to school, watched curling, cooked a roast.

WHAT MEMORY DO YOU MISS THE MOST?: How can I tell you if I miss the memory. By definition, I wouldn't remember it. What a stupid question.

LAST VACATION?: Tybee Island?

PRESENT

FAVE COLOR: Grey

FAVE CANDY: Dove chocolate Promises

FAVE BOOK: Good Omens

FAVE MOVIE: Reservoir Dogs

FAVE TV SHOW: Centurions, or maybe Sports Night

FAVE SONG: Follow You Down

FAVE DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday

FAVE MONTH: July, because I'm assured of being out of school.

FAVE SEASON: Autumn

FAVE SHAMPOO: Prell (old school, baby)

FAVE PERFUME: Wouldn't know the difference, merely that you had some on.

FAVE GIRL'S NAME: I seem to have this thing for girls with names beginning with the letter K. I have no idea why. I'd love it if someone could explain it to me, and perhaps break me of the habit. (Or not.)

FAVE BOY'S NAME: Algernon

FAVE SPORTS TEAM: Team Canada

WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?: Everything. Seriously.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?: A t-shirt and shorts

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Me typing

FUTURE...

OCCUPATION: High school literature teacher

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: Backyard

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON? Away

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?: Here

NUMBER OF KIDS: Somewhere between 0 and 50.

CAR: 1989 Honda Accord. (Dream big, kids.)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Hollie Fish said...

Hi Stephen, its been ages I know. This is Hollie by the way. You probably don't remember me from drama class, but I was going through my year book looking for some thing and stumbled across where you wrote down your blog. All I really wanted to say was hi and to see how life after the high school hell was treating you.

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