Wednesday, August 03, 2005


Things I have done in my lifetime, as of today:

() Smoked a joint
() Been in a wet t-shirt contest
() Crashed a car
() Stolen a car
(x) Been in love
() Had a threesome
() Been dumped (*I'm guessing "shot down in flames" before getting the chance doesn't count here)
() Shoplifted
(x) Been fired
(x) Been in a fist fight (*and technically I've got a winning record!)
() Snuck out of the house
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (*my life story)
() Been arrested
() Made out with a stranger
() Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
(x) Had a crush on a teacher (*7th grade - Ms. Taylor. Skinny blonde straight out of college. Wore too much make-up. Hot in that "drunken mechanical bull-rider" way, if that makes any sense.)
() Been to Europe
() Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
() Been to Mexico
() Been on a plane (*helicopter, though)
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
() Thrown up in a bar
() Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
() Eaten Sushi
() Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone from the internet in person
(x) Been moshing at a concert
() Been in an abusive relationship
(x) Taken painkillers (*I had a prescription. I swear!)
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now
(x) Lay and watch cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
() Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up (*I was young, it was the drama room, the wig fit, that's all I'm saying. And I looked absolutely fabulous in that feather boa.)
() Jumped into a pile of leaves
() Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
() Fallen asleep at work/school
(x) Used a fake ID (*stolen passwords count, right?)
(x) Watched the sunset
(x) Felt an earthquake
(x) Touched a snake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed
(x) Been misunderstood (*story of my life, part 2)
(x) Pet a reindeer/goat
(x) Won a contest
() Run a red light
() Been suspended from school
() Been in a car accident
(x) Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu

(*Digression time. More than just deja vu. I've had entire days where I've been pre-cog. I had a vision of ninth grade in third grade, and it came true, when at the time I knew none of the people in the ninth grade room. I was freaked out for a week, both when the vision happened and it came true. It happens all the time to me, but what's weirder is when the people around me have the same feeling. I blame the asbestos, power lines, and microwave tower.)

() Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
() Pole danced
() Been obsessed with post-it notes
() Walked barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
() Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying (*entire sixth grade year. IBS is a hell of a disease, especially when you throw an ulcer or two in there.)
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers (* but I did play GI Joe and Cobra, which is cooler and sadder at the same time.)
() Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
() Sung karaoke
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls when you were younger
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
() Danced naked in the rain
() Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Had a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone rollerblading
(x) Had a wish come true
() Worn pearls
() Jumped off a bridge
() Screamed the word penis in public
() Ate dog/cat food
(x) Told a complete stranger you loved them
() Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
() Owned a little black dress
(x) Had a dream that you married someone (*you know that whole pre-cog thing? Funny story...)
(x) Glued your hand to something
() Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
() Kissed a fish
() Worn the opposite sex's clothes
() Been a cheerleader
() Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
() Done a one-handed cartwheel
() Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
() Didn't take a shower for a week
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
() Climbed a tree
() Had a tree house
(x) Are NOT scared to watch scary movies
(x) Believed in ghosts
() Have more than 30 pairs of shoes
() Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() Gone streaking
() Played chicken
() Been skinny dipping
(x) Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on (*I almost drowned. I was six.)
() Been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger
() Broken a bone
(x) Been easily amused
() Caught a fish then ate it
() Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
() Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
() Slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair
(x) Grown a beard

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Yo Joe!


Blogger Joey said...

Ah, Ms. Taylor. Wonder whatever became of her.....

I have deja vu all the time. DUM DUM DUM.

8:18 PM


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