and I saw her face

Now I'm a believer.

The weather here SUCKS today. We didn't get snow. I could deal with snow. No, we got ice, and lots of it.

Let me explain for the uninitiated: metal roof + no insulation + sleet all night long = no sleep for your favorite internet personality.

(And I did't get any sleep either.)

TheCubsFan is obviously pissed now, as Sosa is headed to Baltimore. It is funny, however, to see CubsFan slowly lose his mind over this.

I finally put a new copy of the Java Runtime Environment on my comp last night. I haven't gotten around to it before now because it's a 15MB download, and I'm on dial-up. So I took two and a half hours last night and installed it. Now I can look at crappy webcams and even crappier animated websites. Go team.

Send me porn.

Not you, JS, because we've already established your inability to recognize female genitalia. You might accidentally send me something wholesome.

But everyone else, send me porn. By the buckets full.

Visit my message board at http://s3.invisionfree.com/Suplexmasta/index.php. Seven members and counting. MY internet empire is slowly growing. Now if I can just get that porn site up and running...

I'm trying to get into more MMA. I'm looking for eight-hour comps, but I don't want to buy. Trades are better. I'd like a huge variety of stuff, from Pride to streetfights to K-1 to Shooto to the little pissant promotions like Demolition! or whatever the MMA equivalent to Saitama Pro is.

Also, I'd like to get some DOGLEGS tapes. Just for the sheer entertainment value.

(For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, three words: handicapped professional wrestling.)

Go to my message board, click on my ads, and be nice. Later.