sippin' on gin and juice

...laid back.

What up, homies? Ya'll been a'ight?

Er, what?

Sorry, I had a moment there where I thought I had street cred. Forgive me.

See the world through my eyes atNews For The Masses. It's me, RADkins, and FMJ.

We report, we decide, motherfucker.

Submitted two new stories, working on the research for another: Terrorist Announce New Fall Lineup.

I am in dire need of new wrestling, as I have officially watched everything I care about.

I'm almost to the point where I'm watching my "History of the Blue World Order" comp.

Give me money, or stuff, or something. Email me for my home address and send me shit. Send me something, I send you something. Bonus Points if you live outside of the US.

I'm stuck working tomorrow at the Chataquauquaqawhateverthefuckitsnameis festival. I'll have to help run the petting zoo.

Joey, stay away from the zoo. These goats have their innocence intact and I intend to keep it that way.

Enough blog. Must work on new story: Viagra for Kids.