while my DJ revolves it

Man, Vanilla Ice is the great lost rapper of the 90's...

Aw, even I can't keep a straight face with that one. Ice sucked, save for a knack for good samples.

Anything Ice did, the Beasties did before with a sense of humor. Plus, MixMaster Mike made better beats overall.

"Slice like a ninja, cut like a razorblade." That's poetry right there.

What's weird is that if you printed it up in a folio edition, you could probably get at least one college to put it in the curriculum as part of their "Radical American Poets of the Late 20th Century" course.

I firmly believe that most poetry of the past 100 years is an elaborate joke. I know I couldn't write "The Red Wheelbarrow" without a smirk on my face.

We spent three days analyzing that stupid three-stanza poem. Why?

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Picture: Rhino

Underneath: "Grrr..."

It's esoteric. Maybe you wouldn't understand.

Picture: A man kicking a donkey

Underneath: "Don't Kick My Ass"

I'm stretching now. More later.